'It is a disgusting, fragmented, oozing cess-pool of deafening, belching, ugly thunder.' - Pete Green, Ninehertz Reviewer.
Well if that's not an endorsement, I don't know what is.
check out the full review - NINEHERTZ CRIPPLEDRIVER REVIEW
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