'I enjoyed it, but am no longer allowed to play it around the house.'

'It is a disgusting, fragmented, oozing cess-pool of deafening, belching, ugly thunder.' - Pete Green, Ninehertz Reviewer.

Well if that's not an endorsement, I don't know what is.

check out the full review - NINEHERTZ CRIPPLEDRIVER REVIEW

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